I am now a self-absorbed blogger. OFFICIALLY.

This is exciting of course because up until today everyone simply had to infer that I was self-absorbed. Without the concrete evidence of such a state of affairs inevitably associated with the commencement of a personal web log, you, dear reader, would simply have to make an educated guess as to the existence or nonexistence of said egocentricity. It's nice to be able to affirm everyone's suspicions.

Stay tuned for BIG THINGS.